Oh dear

darling dear I love you
oh honey I've got it bad
no more maybe baby
cuz I know that makes you mad

let's sit upon the sofa seat
I have something to say
I bought some bread, a loaf of wheat
that expired yesterday

and it makes me feel so needed
when you tell me what to do
your instructions have been heeded
please don't yell dear I hear you

your bossiness endears me
and your rudeness I deserve
I love the way
you slap and say
what you lookin' at, you perv

dearest pumpkin, let me say this
from the moment that we met
I've hungered for our first kiss
have you decided on that yet?

cuz your perfume wakes my senses
it alerts me when your near
now I have no more defenses
just my quick reflexive fear!////